Domas

Dear believer in God(s), fellow Christians, fellow Christinas,

Neptun, God of the sea and God of earthquakes – also known under the name Poseidon – is finally back on earth. When you think, that a glimps of a bear in the Swiss National Park is thrilling, you have not yet talked to the elected eyewitnesses that observed the tremendous and incomparable comeback of Neptun. Although he hasn't been seen for centuries, the snapshots taken on the coast of South Finland match perfectly with historic depictions of Neptun. It is not clear why Neptun even went ashore (as seen in the picture on top left). But you can clearly see the distinct features that allow determination (compare also with other pictures of Neptun): The muscular chest, divine biceps, a piercing glance and his incomparable size. Also important are his devotion to the water, especially sea water. We could see how much he liked to swim around. His appearance was also accompanied by a serie of loud noices, though decency prohibits us from reproduction.

After some haunting minutes, Neptune disappeared in the depths of the Baltic Sea. We encourage all people to watch out for him. If you see him, please don't frighten him, as he seems to be quite harmless and peaceful.

Please notice that some of us approached Neptune quite close, even closer than some careless tourists approached the bear.